There's a Monster Monday in my pants.

Bonus Monster Monday clip given to you, completely free of charge:

Call when the rats get there

The infected remains of a diseased universe

T.G.I.B.

Let's rock it out on Bollywood Friday

You know, I think that last clip could've used some editing.

Samosa Like It Hot

For those of you, like me, that never got around to seeing "Darjeeling Limited" please enjoy this crude substitute.

We wish you a merry Ninja Tuesday!

I'm dreaming of a Re(h)d Christmas

Another Crime Against Humanity

Monster Monday/Life Day

2 wookies with one stone

Monster Monday bless us everyone!

It's Monster Monday, but it is also Christmas eve, so what should I post? Let's try the following.

First, for Monster Monday, here is a little something:



Now, because it's Christmas eve:

Maybe I should post something about Christmas.

Aaaararrarrrrggggghhhh!!!

Seth, today you are a man.

Thanks for pointing us to this Bryan. I'll be on your side forever more.

Who are you calling "prusakolep", sucka?

I'm going to pretend I know nothing about Thundercats.

As awful as that was, here is the clip I really wanted to link to, but alas, the poster disabled the embeding.

T.G.I.N.T. W.T.F

T.G.I.N.T.

Who can fight a crime against humanity?

Why the Highwayman of course!

Crimes against humanity #492

Is a ghost a monster?

King me!

I wish my life was a bit more like this...

The image quality of this clp is kind of muddy and pixelated, but maybe that makes it even more groovy.

"Heh heh. Hello big man."

Crime against humanity #384

Bless You

No Thanks, I'm staying home

Playin' to The Room

This is how we should start out every Ninja Tuesday.

Make Monster Love Not Monster Wars.

The American version was called "One Day at a Time"

go-go crispin

The German makes it even better.

Well, while we're gettin' down.

I know it might be difficult (unless your deaf and blind), but if you can stick it out until about two minutes into this video abomination, you will be rewarded.

Good Chipmunks Don't

but they do...

Baggy Trousers, Baggy Trou... Er, I mean, Brushy Teeth.

Roll out the barrel...

9 Ways to Die on Tuesday (If you're a ninja)

I'm not quite sure what is going on here...

But I think I kind of like it.

Tonight!

I shall witness in person



or

Un-special effects

By the way, Hot Funk reminded me that he had posted yesterday's clip a while back, so here's a clip of a dog driving a car to make up for the rerun.

Yay!

Sorry, wrong Benny.

This is kind of how I've been feeling lately.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Insanity.

Ninja Tuesday... Ultimate Ninja Tuesday

I wonder if there are any ultimate ninja openings around? It looks like a good gig... Well, except for the painful deaths.

Ow! My Sweet Everything!

Ladies and gentlemen, Badi, the Turkish version of E.T.

Thank you Castro!

Who let this guy into the house?

You spin me right round...

No pain, no gain.

No title will do this clip justice.

Ninja Tuesday is on fire!

Where my monsters at on Monster Monday?

Please stand for our new national anthem.

Remember this steaming pile of entertainment?

Do you know what is odd? For some dumb reason I was thinking of posting a clip from "Small Wonder", but when I did a search for a nice, short example of the horror that was "Small Wonder", I found that most of the clips were ten and twenty minutes long. Don't believe me? Go to YouTube and do a search for "Small Wonder"... Well, after you watch this...

All the world is a stage...

...With really sub-par entertainment.

Experiments in Chemistry

I couldn't decide which combination was more... uh... amusing, so I've giving you both.

What is most lame?

1. Being a second-rate superhero like Puma Man?

2. Being Puma Man's love interest?

3. Being the sort of dork that makes jokes about Puma Man?

4.

What better way to celebrate Ninja Tuesday...

Than with a Ninja Parade.


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

See you (maybe) next year in Modesto.

Speaking of Robots

Loose the Zeroid, and get with the heroid.

Dis-Ko techa

Girls in this video look a little pastey

I'm not sure what to feel when watching this...

On tonight's Frontline, Tobor.

Wait, Tobor is "robot" spelled backwards? Thanks advertising, I wouldn't have gotten that without your help.

Extreme Makeover

More Solid Gold Ninjas

Giving ninjas a bad name on Ninja Tuesday.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Solid Gold dancers.

Baby, another kinda monster baby

Same movie, 2 different ways to market.

Creepy


or Typical Seventies

Baby, stay away from Monster Monday!

My new favorite color? Pinky!

Thank you internet!

The internet has changed the world we live in. One way it has revolutionized the world is in the area of the communication of ideas. In the past one could, let's say take countless strange pictures of your ventriloquist dummy, but have absolutely no way to share them besides going door to door, sharing a stack of pictures with anyone kind enough to give you the time of day. That situation has completely changed now. Yes, today, you have the freedom and power to share your curious hobby with the entire world by posting videos of it online, so that everyone can witness... Well... Just watch this...

Talentless Show Friday Presents....

Well, while we are getting down, ladies...

you go go girl

Time to do the robot...

I'd just like to note that I find the concept of robots transforming from things in the little boy's room to the sweet music charming... Until the pistol pops out from a sock drawer.

Creepy on so many levels...

A special Halloween "treat" just for you.

Trick or Treat

or

why....

cuz, it's ninja tuesday

Ninja Turkeys

I usually try to keep these clips short (to reduce the chance of any real, lasting injury), but I just had to post this. It's a bit long, but it has a stolen soundtrack, odd editing, stranger action, ill-fitting leather jackets, ninjas, a disturbing ending and oh yes, it's Turkish.

This is a very deadly situation

Monster Monday is for lovers... er, I mean monsters.

Blast Off!

Ook ook! Eek eek!

It's almost that time...

Don't bug me.

You might as well as jump!

Ninja, save your stregth... For Ninja Tuesday.

O.M.S.E. FUN FACT: Ninjas have excellent medical plans.

Hello Dolly

Do The Mummy!

Whip it

This is how I work out...

Hey cool cats!

Bernard, it was really nothing

in honor of tonight

Funky Fridays

I'm sure this is the "chocalate rain" kid

Submited for your disapproval...

What's on your bookshelf, Mr. Danzig?

What no Garfield books?

happy life day

I'd like you to the account team...

Flame On

on N.T.

You can never have too many ninjas...

On Ninja Tuesday.

3 to the D on monster monday

Monster Monday now with artificial brains!

Highly Illogical

Chips!

Freaky, Funky Friday

this chick blows

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Exotic Adrian Street.

What's on Wednesday night?

Who's hungry for watermelon... On Ninja Tuesday?

Velvety Monstery Monday

Livin' The Dream

Please stand for our national anthem...

Pardon, that wasn't quite right. Here's OUR national anthem. Please make love to it.

Kid, you're going places!

And now, a word from our sponsor...

Oh no! It's Heino!

NInja Tuesdays are all about the kids...

... The 7 Lucky Ninja Kids!

Monster Monday Rocks!

Hooray! Halloween is just around the corner!

We're all going MAD

Speaking of Sandi Shaw & The Smiths

I hope you like Sandie Shaw.

Do you remember Sandie Shaw? Sure you do. She sang "Puppet on a String."



She sang it quite a few times.



Not always in English.



Sometimes she didn't even sing it at all, but sang something completely different.



Life is funny that way sometimes.

T.G.I.F.

Far out!

Wait! Leave your sportcoat on!

Oh my God! They killed Kenny Rogers! You ninjas!

There is so much to love in this week's Ninja Tuesday clip.



P.S. Nice top, Kenny.

Sunday is dead. Long live Monster Monday!

Here we are face to face with yet another Monday. Try as we may to stretch the weekend out a little, we must face its demise. Thank goodness it isn't just plain ol' miserable Monday anymore, but something worth believing in, Monster Monday!

GO-GO-RILLA

Ooh la la! I'm thirsty!

Robotic Talentless Show Friday

I'm sorry if you get this song stuck in your head.

Alfred?

How bad of a universal conqueror can you be with a name like "Alfred?"

All the world loves a lover. All the world loves Ow! My Sweet Eyes!

Go do it yourself on Ninja Tuesday

Shake Your Thang Monster Monday!

Is it just me...

Or is there something strange going on in this commercial?

I've a brand new pair of rollerskates...

Oh, and a baseball bat.

the greastest rip off ever

T.G.I.F.

So that is where all my cables went.

This is what is going on in my head 24/7!

Rock out!

Surf Ninjas Must Die!

This is wrong on so many levels, so ENJOY!

Monster Monday Will Eat Your Brain

Speaking of "Stinky"...

Did someone make a Stinky?

This one makes my brain hurt a bit.

Every once and awhile I come across a video online that just shouldn't exist, and this one is no exception. I came across it on the excellent blog Hello Kitty Hell and just to warn you, it features a guided tour of a guy's apartment and all his collectables, and there are a couple other things you'll need to know about this guy: 1. He sounds a bit like Jello Biafra, and 2. He loves Norwegian black metal and Hello Kitty. It's also a bit longer than the clips I usually post, but I think you'll agree that you'll never be the same again after watching it. Enjoy and/or good luck.

legacy of cuteality

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Shocking!

MUSTACHED HORSE FOR SALE (REALLY)

I know you folks come to this website for the greatest, awful videos, and I totally respect you for that. However, I've been a part of a public art display for charity and now they are auctioning off the pieces and I really wanted to get the word out about it. What follows is a message I've been passing around about it, and after that, a special bonus video just for you.

Hello, Mr. Walters from Nerfect.com here, and I’m spreading the word about the auctioning off of custom-painted carousel horses which have been part of a public art display in Oak Park, Illinois. Mrs. Walters and I lent our artistic talents in the decoration of one and would love for it to go to a good home, and if we raise some money for the Animal Care League at the same time, we will have done a good job.

Here are the details of the auction. It takes place on Sunday, September 16 at 129 N. Oak Park Avenue in Oak Park, Illinois. Festivities begin at 1pm, and the auction gets underway at 2pm. All the horses will be on display and the whole thing is to raise money for the Animal Care League , so we really need to get folks out and to spread the word.

If you have any questions, please drop me a line via this blog or Nerfect.com, and I’ll try my best to answer it. Thanks for your support.

I'm cured of my lactose intollerance!

Thank you Village People!

Eight Things to Remember on Ninja Tuesday

We interupt Monster Monday for an important message...

Now back to Monster Monday...

Mustard & Motorcycles

click on the image to watch

What?

C.B. McHaul, you're my hero!

BJ's got a message for you...

Feldman's First Gig

I had to post this as a follow up yours. "Madame's Place"? A 4 year-old Cory Feldman!



Oh the horror!

You'll never be the same.

If you don't want your mind blown, please do not watch this video.

Seriously, will Spock be able to save the day with his brain?

When Pigs Fly,

on Ninja Tueday

Let's go fly a ki... Ninja?

(Cookie) Monster Monday

Monster Monday PJ Party

Knowledge is power!

I'd like to thank my good friend Jason R. Bell for bringing this clip to my attention.

Now a word from our sponsor...

calorie count

A Recipe for Success!

Apes Gone Wild

Talentless Show Friday presents the "comedy" of Ghetto Man

Bad Taste

The ONLY good peter jackson film

Damn, now I want a peanut!

Thanks Bryan!

This one's for you Hot Funk!

I'd like to thank Hot Funk and Marcus for filling in for me while I was in Oregon. Here is a little gift for you all.

It's your favorite dish... Ninja Tuesday!

Didn't the same thing happen in Annie Hall?

Fangs for Monster Mondays!

I just got back from the Pacific Northwest, home of Bigfoot and apparently, Owen Wilson...

I want to see a rematch

Tommy, can you see me?

More M&M

Far Out Man

Bam!

Jan's Monster Jam

Speaking of Jan Terri

Jan's little man

Show and K-tell

mom, make me one of those dr. who scarfs.

Ninja Tueday Remix

Monster Monday!

Wolf, wolf

Let's Roll!

Talentless Show Friday!

time for a break

Player Hater

Wait for it, 3 minutes in.



it burns, it burns

RATS!

This video changed my life.

I feel a bit shakey myself.

The Devil Make Me Do it.

I've got a meeting...

With Ninja Tuesday!

Roll Out the Ninjas

I think Steve Guttenberg is one of the Nnjas

LOS MONSTRUOS MONDAY

Monster Monday is one bad-ass fun day!

If the voiceover is in rhyme, you know you're going to have a good time.

Brown Showers

i'm just too crazy about this clip not to post it



doing rick ashley too!

A Short Musical Interlude

What's another name for pirate treasure? (Part II)

Maybe I should save this for Tuesday...

Oh, what the heck! It's Friday!

do you have plans for tomorrow?

if somebody can explain this, please let me know

Damn it! How many times do I have to tell you about the sunlight?

The same thing happens to me when I eat dairy.

Don't you know that my eyes can be dreamy?

No, no I didn't. Thanks for filling us in.

it's tuesday,

do you know where your ninjas are?

Ninja Tuesday sticks it to ya!

Big Ballers

Wait, are you here to rock, too?

Orumcek! Orumcek! Does whatever an Orumcek can!

What's another name for pirate treasure?

Where's my wig?

j funk

Time to face the music.

Quick call 911! This guy is having a seizure!

Beautiful on the Inside?

or not.

Terri-ble

My sixth sense tells me that it is Ninja Tuesday.

Wait a minute the terrorists are using ninja? Damn you terrorists!

i heard watermelon is in season on tuesday

watch the "ninja transformation" or hand jive,



you heard right, that is the theme from Miami Vice.

Kaiju Frankenstein

Planet of The Monster Mondays

You're only as old as you feel.

So, I'm thinking we could plan an escape...

Wait! How about a all-prisoner recreation of the Thriller video?



"1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser."

Thanks Carlos.

We'll laugh about this later... Maybe not.

Keep on Truckin'

Now that is quality super villain work...

Aye Aye Cap'n

Oh comrade Larry, don't be ridiculous!

Devo Ninjas

I swear, check it out



about 1:19

Lives are cheap living currency for information wanted...

On Ninja Tuesday!

A Monster Squad for a Monster Monday!

monster monday

it's my hedorah happening, and it's freaking me out

Real Footage of an Obviously Fake U.F.O.

shake your cod-piece

Giving you the bird.

Action 80's Saturday

I think one rocket to the jams is enough.

Thanks Tony, brah!

Yes! Dance!

I couldn't find a clip of a fat 10 year-old white boy sing Warren G's Regulator at New Lennox Rib Fest, so this must do

It's Friday...

And I want to DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

I'm hungry

This one's for you, Mr. Chanuka

Woah kids, take it easy!

These kids and their non-stop questions are freaking me out man!

monkey business

How about some breakfast?

Mexican breakfast!

Ninja Tuesday? HELLS YEAH!

Hey Ivan, there is an easier way to get a sweet ninja headband.

it's tuesday!

I think these gold ninjas guard Wayland & Madame

I guess I don't have to post this now...

what doesn't this movie have

yeah, you're right, ninjas

Monster Monday is here!

Hedorah! That's his name.

Wait for it... Wait for it...

How about a little Kiss, baby?

I can't even begin to describe what is going on here.

He's on that werewolf kick again... Sheesh!

99999999999

I might have like it under British rule.

We interupt this O.M.S.E. for a special report!

Hot Funk has discovered a possible explanation for the strange flying humanoid sightings in Mexico. Please consider the following footage.

Hola!

Now if that wasn't enough for you to get off your butt and order one, here is more "salesmanship!"



(Thanks Jesse!)

Super Ninja Tuesday

and now a scene from my favorite ninja flick

Breaking news from the O.M.S.E. newsroom!

Witches have invaded Mexico! I repeat, witches have invaded Mexico!



Ninjas, if you're out there, Mexico needs your help!

Did someone say "Ninja Tuesday?"

No? Really? I could have sworn I heard someone say "Ninja Tuesday." Oh well, here is some crazy ninja action for you all anyway.

I'm not quite sure what to make of Transformers

You don't know me....

but I'm you brother.



I'm breaking the rules for a 9 minute clip.

Get your booty where?

I just spent way too many hours working on a project for my pal Caveman Robot. It's time to celebrate... O.M.S.E.-style!

Why are you all sweaty?

I wanted to post a clip of Liberace in his closet, but the feature to embed the video had been disabled by the user. Instead I give you this.

What are you looking at?

Say something nice to the very next person you see... About Santo Gold!

This "film" came up in a discussion at dinner the other night.

Good God Yall!

Eastern Europe, thanks for stopping by.

Where are Rodney and Janet?

Why enjoying Ninja Tuesdays of course!



I know that the previous clip was just ninja talk, so here is the trailer for the film with lots of ninja action and German!

It's about freakin' time!

The Terrible Twos

I just couldn't decide between these two, so I'll give you both.

Why must I cry again,

Because Rehdogg is a ninja too!

Wow! My Sweet Eyes!