Monday, March 29, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Real Classy George.

Former presidents Clinton and Bush met with survivors in Haiti on Monday. Frankly, I had almost forgotten what a class act W was until about fifty seconds into this clip.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

A Comment About Comments

So it appears that we've been getting our fair share of comment-based spam on some of the older posts. Nothing too awful, but from now on we'll be moderating the comments as people post them. I apologize for the hassle, you'll have to spread the word about penis-enlargement in Chinese some other way.

By the way, while we're here, look at this!

Dyn-O-Mite!

This is pretty much what is going on in my head most of the time.

Monday, March 22, 2010

It's a fine day...

... For using some tissue with a demon baby in a nest. Yes, really!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

How am I going to mail my letters now?

Er... I mean, "Wie soll ich meine Briefe jetzt Mail?"

Thursday, March 18, 2010

I Don't Feel so Good, My Spider-Sense is Tingling!

Japanese Spider-Man is one of those things that changes you from the moment you first see it. You will never be the same again. Enjoy!



By the way, I really dig the "special" effects around 1:45, and is that a telephone around 5:35? Damn it Japanese Spider-Man, I love you!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

This is the weirdest Arby's I've ever been to.

Usually I find the odd highlight of the clip to base the smart ass title on, but with this one, there were way too many weird moments. Enjoy!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Remember that film about Howie Mandel being raised by wolves?

I was trying to find footage online from the horrid Howie Mandel flick "Walk Like a Man", but have come up empty-handed. Until I can remedy this situation, please enjoy this...

Monday, March 8, 2010

Hollywood, Re-Roll This!

Dear Hollywood,

I've noticed that you've been "rebooting", "reimagining", and "reworking" a lot of movies and tv shows lately. I agree that coming up with original ideas must be very hard, so this recycling of old concepts seems like the way to go, especially if you don't want to work that hard. Knowing this, I want to lend a hand and suggest a few films that you could remake, and that won't make millions of people upset because you took a dump over their favorite movie, tv show, boardgame, breakfast cereal, amusement park ride, video game, line of action figures, etc.

For starters, please consider the southern revenge drama, which was made in Canada, Rolling Vengeance. What? You've never heard of it. We'll here is all you need to know...



Not sold yet? Well check this out...



Hollywood, I think the words you're looking for are "Thank You." You're very welcome.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010