Monday, March 8, 2010

Hollywood, Re-Roll This!

Dear Hollywood,

I've noticed that you've been "rebooting", "reimagining", and "reworking" a lot of movies and tv shows lately. I agree that coming up with original ideas must be very hard, so this recycling of old concepts seems like the way to go, especially if you don't want to work that hard. Knowing this, I want to lend a hand and suggest a few films that you could remake, and that won't make millions of people upset because you took a dump over their favorite movie, tv show, boardgame, breakfast cereal, amusement park ride, video game, line of action figures, etc.

For starters, please consider the southern revenge drama, which was made in Canada, Rolling Vengeance. What? You've never heard of it. We'll here is all you need to know...

Not sold yet? Well check this out...

Hollywood, I think the words you're looking for are "Thank You." You're very welcome.

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