Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Buckmas

If you're not tired of Christmas music by now, you should be, so here's Buck Owens.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

There is Always Room For Heino.

This one is for the uncomfortable ladies...

Monday, November 28, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Like a Mustache in The City

I'm sorry it has been a while since I've shared something. Please enjoy Dennis Parker with my compliments.



Unfortunately, Robin Williams is not next. Sorry.


OW! MY SWEET UPDATE!

A French perspective...

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Don't Forget to Smile When You're Serving Cold Drinks.

If you liked yesterday's jam, here is another instructional jam for you.

Friday, October 28, 2011

From the "Darn Kids and Their Computing machines" Department

My spider sense is tingling... No, wait, that's just gas.



Here's more quality work.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

In The Mood (For Bike Riding Monkeys)

For all of you who think we here at O.M.S.E. only post perky things, here are some monkeys riding bikes...

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A For Effort... er... Affort?



The singing and dancing is questionable, but you really have to admire the effort put into this production, especially the futuristic audience with sparklers.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Transform Disfunction

The Transformers seem to have hit middle age. Things don't seem to work as well as they used to.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Watch out Apple.



Wait a phone and a pad? Together? No? The phone is on the back?

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Blah Blahs?



This commercial reminds me how many places in the seventies had wood paneling as a major theme in their decor.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Carroll O'Connor?

Maybe they should've shared the script with the actors.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

These Aren't The Sexbots You're Looking For. You can Go About Your Business. Move Along.



You just know that drinking soda really turns this guy on.



"Sperm Collector?" Just because it is a sextet doesn't mean you can't be respectful. Class it up Japan.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

Tell Me About Your Tour.

Notes:

1. I love the "creep-o helicopter pilot" in this clip. You will too.

2. The insane decor, but mostly the strange sculpture under the TV screen. What is going on there?

3. A clip from Wonder Woman and I'm fixated on a the helicopter pilot.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Holy Mullet Filipino Batman



Special thanks to Mr. Chambers for bringing this to my attention.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Must... Return to... Bio-Flesh Regenerator.



There is just something wrong about a boy playing with a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger figure.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Germans and Strange Thoughts...

I came across this clip and an odd thought came into my head. What if this is what turned you on? If it does then, you're welcome.

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Crappy Nutty Surprise?

The more she explains what it is, the more you're not sure what it is.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Phoning Telepathy In.



By the way, if I had my own small island nation, that telepathy diagram would be on the country's flag.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

And Now, A Little Violence.

You will not believe the end of this thing.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Under the Sea(sick)

"Give us a Break, We're Only Mermaids."

Friday, February 25, 2011

Ooh la la! My Sweet Eyes!

There is a definite vibe from the start, but I was thrown a bit a ways into this. Trust me, you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.



I would've added "NSFW", but I work alone in my basement.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Do You Take These Fries?

I Do.



Oh NMA World Edition, you had me at the Guns N Roses style "Welcome to McDonalds."

Monday, February 7, 2011

I Don't Think The Operation Went Well.

Poop, There It Is.

This is one of those commercials that you don't realize what is happening until after it is over and suddenly you realize what a disturbing concept this is.



By the way, while trying to get a clearer version of this commercial, I did a search for the specific product name and came across some pretty disturbing clips. Luvs should probably get on this...

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Friday, January 14, 2011

Monday, January 3, 2011