This is a lie! 100% bullshit! Don't believe it, kids! I'VE been praying to Castro for years, imploring him to bring me one of those young, hot-as-hell, leggy Cuban foxes, and that lame-ass bearded motherfucker has yet to come through with the goods.
You sure it was Castro? Maybe you were praying to Castrol Syntec. Did you feel like you Unlocked the Power™ afterwards?
my vote for the "OMSE Hall of Fame"
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