Time to take out the garbage.

This Will Haunt Me Always

You Will Believe a Man Can Love a Sword

Merry Buckmas

If you're not tired of Christmas music by now, you should be, so here's Buck Owens.

Surf's Up, Santa.

Season's Greetings from LaBrie's Waterbed Warehouse

An Unfortunate Series of Events

Welcome to The Future

Happy Hannukah Everyone

Scarves are GO!

I'm in the mood for a holiday story.

The Following is Based on True Events.

Take it Easy!

Crunchy Hamburger?

Dog Disco

Have you not been creeped out all day? Well, here you go.

If you watch one film of a monkey listening to a Walkman this year, make it this one.

There is Always Room For Heino.

This one is for the uncomfortable ladies...

What Fresh Hell is This?

Stumbling around, I just found this...

Do Fries Come With The End of The World?

Life Partners in Stereo

Wait, That Isn't a Woman Singing?

Facebook's Company Song

Speaking oaf Facebook...

Like a Mustache in The City

I'm sorry it has been a while since I've shared something. Please enjoy Dennis Parker with my compliments.



Unfortunately, Robin Williams is not next. Sorry.


OW! MY SWEET UPDATE!

A French perspective...

I Love Queen More and More Every Single Day

Don't Forget to Smile When You're Serving Cold Drinks.

If you liked yesterday's jam, here is another instructional jam for you.

Cool Jams About Hot Beverages.

This is the kind of change I can get behind.

Oh The Farty Horror!

From the "Darn Kids and Their Computing machines" Department

My spider sense is tingling... No, wait, that's just gas.



Here's more quality work.

I'm wearing one right now.

How Embarrassing for Everyone

Har-har! Do you remember "Virtual Reality?"

Your Mom is Creeping Me Out.

You should probably sit down for this...

Yeah, I got that number for you. Actually I have about thirty of them.

Give 'em The Finger

I wonder how the kid who played the leather man is up to these days?

The Ninja Playhouse presents Death of Ninja Salesman

Yeah! I care about nutrition

Great Balls of Comfort!

In The Mood (For Bike Riding Monkeys)

For all of you who think we here at O.M.S.E. only post perky things, here are some monkeys riding bikes...

Xtrema Awful

We'll be right back after this...

I hope you like Klingons.

Gordon, ninja and balloon collector.

Lord, are you ready to rock.

For fun, replace "Jesus" with "Ernest Borgnine."

Tell it to the hand... in space.

We'll be right back after this...

Witness This!

Baby Geniuses is a film about super-intelligent babies that still crap their pants.

Hang in there...

We'll be back after these messages...

Oh Octoman, I love you!

Trog! No Wire Hangers!

Rock Out!

And now from the O.M.S.E. Weather-Center, Spider-Man.

Finally a film where everyone flings poo.

Sorry about the break, here is some Hawk Jones for you.

I hope there is spoon playing in this one.

I'll have to check that video out.

And the Oscar goes to...

I'm loosing my head over ninjas.

Yikes!

Super-Annoy Me

Uh oh, Lincoln has been in the liquor cabinet again.

Just thought you should know...

The Last Harry Potter Film Takes a Few Liberties.

Holier Than Thou

Aw! My Sweet Eyes!

I Feel it Working...

in my Pants.

She's Got ALL The Moves.

Remember When Rome Ruled Most of The Western World?

A For Effort... er... Affort?

The singing and dancing is questionable, but you really have to admire the effort put into this production, especially the futuristic audience with sparklers.

Everyone Is Beautiful!

On The Scene Like a Noodle Machine.

Wait, Did He Say "Rape?"

Remember How Ol' What's His Face Was All Over The Place?

Pippi Wrongsowrongstockings

Taking the dogs out for a ride.

No Comment

Not So Big Rig.

I'm going to rasslin tonight.

Hey Ken, can you fill in for the birthday boy?

Hillbillies Love Toast.

Transform Disfunction

The Transformers seem to have hit middle age. Things don't seem to work as well as they used to.

Just Kickin' It.

Wiener... Er, I mean Denver International Airport

Ever wonder how to make pad thai?

This Whole Thing is Crazy!

Hang on to Your Lychee Nuts!

Never Leave Your House!

A Little Night Comfort For The People

Watch out Apple.

Wait a phone and a pad? Together? No? The phone is on the back?

Oh Nerds!

Come to The Dark Side of The Trombone

Blah Blahs?

This commercial reminds me how many places in the seventies had wood paneling as a major theme in their decor.

Wee Wacists.

Waiter, There Is Pink Lady Im My Noodles.

That's Right, I Called You a "Hoodlum!"

I Could Watch Things Like This All Day!

Today is a Good Day to Eat a Baked Potato!

Starfleet Has Fallen on Hard Times...

How Antagotron Got His Groove Back.

Oh, Georgia Car Credit, Really?

I Don't Think I Want to go That Park Again.

Carroll O'Connor?

Maybe they should've shared the script with the actors.

Deadly Secrets Not Even The Ninja Have

Where The Boring Party At?

FYI The party runs from 1972 until ?

Really Subtle Space Lady.

These Aren't The Sexbots You're Looking For. You can Go About Your Business. Move Along.

You just know that drinking soda really turns this guy on.



"Sperm Collector?" Just because it is a sextet doesn't mean you can't be respectful. Class it up Japan.

Aw! My Sweet Eyes!

The Next Spider-Man Movie Leaves A Lot to be Desired.

In Russia, Plane Flies You!

Look Behind You! Seriously, Look Behind You!

If you watch one film of Chewbacca shoveling snow this year, MAKE IT THIS ONE!

Space is The Place... For Profits!

In Space No One Can Hear Your Lousy Lines.

Poolside Pummeling

Shake It!

Has Anyone Seen my Sex Doll?

I Don't Remember, Was This Show All in Triangles?

Well Hung

Tell Me About Your Tour.

Notes:

1. I love the "creep-o helicopter pilot" in this clip. You will too.

2. The insane decor, but mostly the strange sculpture under the TV screen. What is going on there?

3. A clip from Wonder Woman and I'm fixated on a the helicopter pilot.

Remote Out of Control

Tragic Animatic

Achtung! Cannon!

It's a puppet!

Holy Mullet Filipino Batman

Special thanks to Mr. Chambers for bringing this to my attention.

Meanwhile in The Clothing Store...

Is That How Australians spell "Panty?" That's wacky!

Trippy Tim

Are Bananas Deductible?

U.F.Open House

Must... Return to... Bio-Flesh Regenerator.

There is just something wrong about a boy playing with a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger figure.

This Rap Tastes Off.

Wine people are kind of weird...

"Julia, There is Someone to See You."

Germans and Strange Thoughts...

I came across this clip and an odd thought came into my head. What if this is what turned you on? If it does then, you're welcome.

Kung Who

All Confusing Commercials Are Better With Elephants.

Space Brothers, should I bring my bathing suit?

Penny Farthing EXTREME!

I've Got The Shakes

The Crappy Nutty Surprise?

The more she explains what it is, the more you're not sure what it is.

Lemuria? I Hardly Know Her!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Not For the Squeamish!

I Believe When I See It.

¡Viva Acordeones!

You're All Winners... Kind of.

Et Tu Hathaway?

What's The Deal With Hand Farts?

I Think I'm A Little Turned On... Is That Wrong?

A Very Special Ow! My Sweet Eyes!

What? You couldn't say hello to the sister?

Why Does You Tube Keep Recommending This Video For Me?

Watch Out For The Escaped Fake Rhino!

Really!

This Lady is Really Setting This Guy Up to Fail.

Baby, You Have Some Smoking Dance Moves

I Hope You Like Accordions and Fannies...

On The Edge of The Uncanny Valley.

Ой! Мои сладкие продукты!

Hum a Few Notes And I'll Catch Up.

Garden Department of Doom!

Run Japanese Pat! Run!

I'm Going to Tell Master!

Cursed! Condemned! Possessed!

Great Moments on Cinema

Phoning Telepathy In.

By the way, if I had my own small island nation, that telepathy diagram would be on the country's flag.

How I Met Your Ninja.

He likes his ladies like he likes his battleships...

Gigantic!

Comrade, It's Funky Up in The Commune.

Dog Gone Awful

And Now, A Funky Musical Number.

And Now, A Little Violence.

You will not believe the end of this thing.

Under the Sea(sick)

"Give us a Break, We're Only Mermaids."

Sheesh! Take it Down a Notch.

Who's Crackin' That Nut?

How Did They Get The Cameras Into My Head?

Ooh la la! My Sweet Eyes!

There is a definite vibe from the start, but I was thrown a bit a ways into this. Trust me, you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.



I would've added "NSFW", but I work alone in my basement.

I'm so Tired of Katy Perry.

Is Anyone Else Out There Turned on by This?

We're Worldwide Now. We'll Kill Anybody.

Let's Keep This Simple... And Of Course, Creepy.

So Far Out It's Really Something Else.

If you watch one dancing dog video...

Make it this one!

The Chase Thriller For The Entire Family

Do You Take These Fries?

I Do.



Oh NMA World Edition, you had me at the Guns N Roses style "Welcome to McDonalds."

U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

And Now for Fome Trash Digging Funk.

I Don't Think The Operation Went Well.

Poop, There It Is.

This is one of those commercials that you don't realize what is happening until after it is over and suddenly you realize what a disturbing concept this is.



By the way, while trying to get a clearer version of this commercial, I did a search for the specific product name and came across some pretty disturbing clips. Luvs should probably get on this...

Let's Roll, Mama.

They've Started Something With The Wrong Mullet

Stick It to The Robots

Two Turntables and a French Bulldog

Hey Kids, Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!

I'll Get You With My Foot Rub!

The Ark must be in there.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Get ready for the shrimp-related puns...

Really, get ready!

Who's The Ape?

Good Knight! That is Some Piano Playing!

What the heck is that thing?

How did they film my dreams?

Thanks Mike.

Larf Away!

It Seems Like Filmation Said "Yes" to Every Idea.

Thanks to Mr. Bell for pointing this out to me.

Yo! Think About It!