What kind of ninja name is "Gordon?"

RoboCop and Sons

Gary will be with you... Always!

You've Come A Long Way Baby!

Two! Two Nightmares in One!

I wonder where it is going to be hot?

Thanks Arthur.

Mercy!

Ducky. Ducky. Ducky. Cancelled.

Coming This Fall in an Alternate Universe...

I 'll never be able to listen to this song without thinking of this...

They Sure Are.

You're All Winners!

Oh Shirt!

I feel kind of odd liking this.

What a Bunch of Dummies!

What Time is it?

I just finished watching this "film" which seems like it was written by a twelve year old. I really wanted to show a scene where the main Australian actor and Carrie Fisher walk around in metal sports bras, but all I could find was the trailer.

Robot Dog and Associates

No Smoking? Sorry, but there is always smoke where there is fire, and these guys are on fire!

I want to see these guys in a sitcom... that takes place on the moon!

The Last Season of Roseanne Was Really Strange

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me...

I'd still be broke.

Someone Ring The Dinner Bell...

This Guy Has ALL The Moves.

This guy might have the best singing in shower scenes since Reh Dogg.

Today's Forecast: Fear?

What do you think is on the floor? Please comment away!

Happy Mothers' Day... Treat Her Right.

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the anthem of Mothers' Day.

Stroll Abner Stroll!

I watched The Reluctant Astronaut with Don Knotts today, which reminded me of this sequence from The Love God, or as I like to think of it, where I see myself in five years.

TGIF!

Ow! Baby Ow!

Lauren, be careful what you ask for.

After Ojai, it's off to Skull Island!

If someone asks you to go on a vacation to a place called "Skull Island" don't go. Nothing ever good happens on a place called "Skull Island." Well, except for this.



At first, I thought the trailer was the extent of Skull Island, but there is an actual film. Here is an exciting clip.

Ojai, It's Gary Spivey!

Be there or be square.

"Honey, do we have any AA batteries? What? They're in the cat?"

I used to work for an agency that did work for Omron in the U.S., where they put out medical equipment. In Japan, apparently they produce robot cats.

Hey kids, do you want a crappy toy?

Here it is!



Now stop crying!

What are these clowns doing at the pizza party.