Sunday, July 15, 2012

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Friday, May 18, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Strangers With Candy

Actually, they're not strangers, they're Cameo.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

9021-OW! - or - I've Got Your "Power Portal" Right Here.

I was awoken this morning, after four hours of sleep, by a kid ringing my doorbell and banging on my front door and windows. Apparently, he was looking for someone named "Flo." I told him to go to school, and may have called him "dummy", I was pretty groggy. Either way, he could kiss my grits.

Anyway, now fully awake, I came across this awfulness on TV, at an hour I'm usually unconscious.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012


Want to hear Tom Jones butcher Johnny Nash's classic?

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Whew! It was only a dream...

Or was it!

I just have a few questions about this, now that I discovered that I didn't just dream this.

1. When did this dude sleep?

2. Why didn't he talk about fighting monsters during his lifeguard day gig?

3. Why didn't Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. ever show up at the beach?

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sunday, February 26, 2012


Thank you Cinerama Releasing!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Organ Abuse

There are a couple things I like about this: 1. How unenthusiastic the crowd is, and 2. The "special effects" around the one minute mark.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Up yours Citizen Kane, there is a new ultimate masterpiece of cinema.

If you see one movie about a hockey-playing and skateboarding chimp, starring that dude from Home Improvement and all those infomercials, make sure it is this one.