Sorry, wrong Benny.

This is kind of how I've been feeling lately.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Insanity.

Ninja Tuesday... Ultimate Ninja Tuesday

I wonder if there are any ultimate ninja openings around? It looks like a good gig... Well, except for the painful deaths.

Ow! My Sweet Everything!

Ladies and gentlemen, Badi, the Turkish version of E.T.

Thank you Castro!

Who let this guy into the house?

You spin me right round...

No pain, no gain.

No title will do this clip justice.

Ninja Tuesday is on fire!

Where my monsters at on Monster Monday?

Please stand for our new national anthem.

Remember this steaming pile of entertainment?

Do you know what is odd? For some dumb reason I was thinking of posting a clip from "Small Wonder", but when I did a search for a nice, short example of the horror that was "Small Wonder", I found that most of the clips were ten and twenty minutes long. Don't believe me? Go to YouTube and do a search for "Small Wonder"... Well, after you watch this...

All the world is a stage...

...With really sub-par entertainment.

Experiments in Chemistry

I couldn't decide which combination was more... uh... amusing, so I've giving you both.

What is most lame?

1. Being a second-rate superhero like Puma Man?

2. Being Puma Man's love interest?

3. Being the sort of dork that makes jokes about Puma Man?

4.

What better way to celebrate Ninja Tuesday...

Than with a Ninja Parade.


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

See you (maybe) next year in Modesto.

Speaking of Robots

Loose the Zeroid, and get with the heroid.

Dis-Ko techa

Girls in this video look a little pastey

I'm not sure what to feel when watching this...

On tonight's Frontline, Tobor.

Wait, Tobor is "robot" spelled backwards? Thanks advertising, I wouldn't have gotten that without your help.

Extreme Makeover

More Solid Gold Ninjas

Giving ninjas a bad name on Ninja Tuesday.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Solid Gold dancers.

Baby, another kinda monster baby

Same movie, 2 different ways to market.

Creepy


or Typical Seventies

Baby, stay away from Monster Monday!

My new favorite color? Pinky!

Thank you internet!

The internet has changed the world we live in. One way it has revolutionized the world is in the area of the communication of ideas. In the past one could, let's say take countless strange pictures of your ventriloquist dummy, but have absolutely no way to share them besides going door to door, sharing a stack of pictures with anyone kind enough to give you the time of day. That situation has completely changed now. Yes, today, you have the freedom and power to share your curious hobby with the entire world by posting videos of it online, so that everyone can witness... Well... Just watch this...

Talentless Show Friday Presents....

Well, while we are getting down, ladies...

you go go girl

Time to do the robot...

I'd just like to note that I find the concept of robots transforming from things in the little boy's room to the sweet music charming... Until the pistol pops out from a sock drawer.