By Your Com... Oh, Sorry. Didn't Know You Were on The Can.

Attitudes Are Changing!

I'm Happy. I'm Relaxed.

Snakes in Stereo.

Workin' Off Christmas Dinner...

Scary Christmas

Visions of Far-Out Sugar Plums...

Santa Claus After Dark

Time for Another Christmas Classic...

Drum and Drummer.

I'm sorry that you have to listen to ZZ Top song, but the drummer makes up for it.



By the way, the drummer has his own website...

Bananas for Bikes!

Oh! My Pope Eyes!

Sorry that it has been a while.

Shufflin' in The Showroom

Mr. Rose, Thanks For Your Honesty

Nice Do.

This is The World I Want to Live in.

Who Arted?

Some friends of mine gave me a postcard they got in the mail for a gallery carrying this guy's artwork and it was absolutely bizarre.

Where do you get a squirrel-sized life jacket?

Hiya! Ook ook!

A Look Backwards

Stink Panther

(Music Video)

I first came across Shawn C. Phillips' mass DVD reviews a couple years ago. Little did I know that he was also a pop star.

Get Your Dirty Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Dentist!

Billy The Kid Hates Top Hats.

Get down with your bad self...

Somewhere else.

BUY SOME TODAY!

Fuzzy Memories

Huh?

The best part about this commercial is that they just keep throwing in various bits and pieces that have nothing to do with each other.

Does Whatever a Spider Can.

Are You Still a Furry if You're Dressed as a Bird?

Here is Something for Your Nightmares.

WTF? Wednesday

You've Got to Party for Your Right to Fight

What is happening in the Rude Box?

Beard, It's What's for Dinner.

Attention hipsters, you might want to be careful when you grow those ironic beards.

Chinese Hercules Doesn't Discriminate

And Please Extinguish That Torch.

Cat Down to Elec-cat-tric Cat-venue.

Am I the last one to hear about this?

Get Out of The Closet!

Does your face hurt?

Its killing me.

WTF? Wednesday

Jaw Dropping.

Hey, you got a VCR?

It's Alive! Oh, and kind of lousy.

Spoiler Alert! The following is the last six or so minutes of the mostly unwatchable It's Alive! from 1969.

Diller-ver us from Evil.

One of the best parts from Mad Monster Party...

Mr. Lynde is a trick and a treat!

Tell us all about it Japanese Dad.

Comrades, It's a Series of Tubes.

Take the time to watch this all the way through. You'll be a better human being for it.

Ook ook!

Son of Ow! of This World!

R.I.P. Mr. C.

First it was Mrs. Cleaver, then Manimal, and now Mr. C. What a sad few days. In our own odd way, here is one of our favorite bits with Mr. Bosley.

I'm not a number. I'm a puppet.

Always Tell Them Spider-Man Sent You.

Thanks for the civics lesson, Spidey.

DVD Special (Ed) Feature

Riverworld is a based on a series of novels by Philip José Farmer where people who have died are reborn, along with other people from throughout the span of human civilization, in Canada. As an example of the quality of the production, here is the one and only DVD extra.

Bow Wow Ow!

The Future is Ow!

Ow! of This World!

Its Cool!

Just Wonderful.

Let's Drag!

I just like the idea of Kamen Rider's bike having training wheels.

Hard Rock Zombies Just Keeps on Giving and Giving.

Is that guy saying "no" over and over throughout the last part of the trailer.

I'm not sure what y'all are selling, but I take a case.

I'm a doctor Jim, not an entomologist.

Krazy Kung Fu!

Meet Ol' Shep!

Kiss My Hit Points!

It's never too late to green light this series.

Transform and Freak Out!

Highly Illogical

The Female Ninjas... Again.

Lady, you left your werewolf on top of your car.

Just when you thought it was gone...

It gets worse!

W.W.T.F?

It doesn't seem like much at first, but wait around a bit. It gets pretty odd pretty soon.



In retrospect, I think it all broke down when the "yeh-tay" started to dry hump everyone.

Nothing is going to stop me getting to the Caymans.

Plastic Fantastic

Stand Up

What a Drag

When you're going to lip sync on television, maybe you should probably listen to the song before you go on.

Is Anyone Else Seeing This or Was There Something in Those Brownies?

It's Not How Big Your Pizza Is...

By the way, I kind of like how that guy pronounces "homemade dough."

How embarrassing for Maude Findlay...

This guy is wearing the same outfit as her.



By the way, I discovered the odd clip above after viewing this gem.

Move over Citizen Kane...

There is a new best movie ever!

Awkwardpela

Dear Japan, I Think I Love You.

I'm Never Wearing Shoes Again.

I'm really enjoying this series of news reports with SIMs-style CGI reconstructions. It really brings new depth to journalism.



By the way, what is up with the hacking cough a couple times during the report?

Don't Forget to Breathe.

That's some floor show you got there Dr. Evil.

Beyond The Ow!

By the way, you have to love that crazy, futuristic soundtrack by Goblin.

What is going on upstairs?

1-2-3-Ow!

Werewolf Are You?

We've secretly replaced one of these people with a werewolf.

Arby's is Ow!

I apologize for dropping the strange video ball the last couple days. I hope this makes up for it.

Bow Wow Ow!

Special shout out to my brother, Mr. Walters for pointing this out to me.

May The Pasta be With You... Always.

What's weird is that after a couple minutes, this almost seems normal.

The Sky Smith's The Limit.

Blowing bubbles backwards, riding a roller coaster, and sandwich making. This montage has it all y'all.

Enjoy!

You have a funny way of defining "flying."

Sammy on The Rocks

I hope you like Wacko Jacko and The Red Chinese.

In tribute to our future overlords becoming the second largest economy in the world, here is a classic jam...

Let's Dance.

Shaking It Until They Very Abrupt End

Mic Rockin'

1994 Was a Tough Year...

How Much Bollywood Could Bollywood if Bollywood Could Bollywood?

Finally, You Tube recommends something other than Designing Women clips...

Ow! That's Magic!

Way Too Much Effort

Wasn't Tony bald last week?

You got something on your face.

Wait, what does any of this have to do with brushing my teeth?

The Solid Gold Dancers They Are Not.

Sheesh! What is up with all the awkward object humping?

In The Year Safari 3000

I caught the beginning of this "film" this morning before heading out on my own personal rally race in the wilderness. It was pretty ridiculous, but had a great cast, including Christopher Lee in a ridiculous helmet.

Honey, what is going on in there? Are you sick?

You can polish my windows anytime.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For The National Anthem...

...and do the BREAKDOWN!

Forget the governor's race, Marceaux.com for president.

This Musical Montage is Messed Up.

Oh Shirt!

I've been slacking a bit when it comes to these posts lately. To make up for it, here is a dude "hulking out."

Let's Twist Again Like We Did in Bollywood.

Yum?

Rock Out!

Robot, Move Your Metal Butt!

Holy Canine Vocalizations!

At first I didn't hear it when Hot Funk first brought this to my attention, but the music really helps to clarify things.

This is probably a fetish...

Wig? Check. Mask? Check. Pants? Um...

This Movie is Going to be Off Tha Chain!

I've been hearing a lot about the new live-action movie version of Star Blazers. I used to watch this cartoon a lot as a kid, but it looks like they're doing the movie on the cheap.

A Little Something For You.

Knife vs. Bongo

Wait! K-9? Now I get it.

There is Pooh on The Dance Floor

Evil Needs No Spelcheek...

Why Must I Remix?

Nothing is as good as the original, but this new version has a few choice moments.

Apple's Next Big Thing...

Nouvelle Vague-Fu Cinema

Let's Eef Again Like We Did Last Summer.

I'm Smarter Than The Average Mutated Bear!

Vote For Doug

Cor Blimey! I'm Happy, Guv-ner!

Posted Without Comment... Enjoy!

Ninja, Watch Your Mouth!

Now A Word From Our Sponsors...

You Will Believe a Station Wagon Can Fly!

I bet you never thought about the lowly station wagon as a high-performance, ass-kickin' machine before.

Wild Rolf, I Think I Love You.

I Ain't Afraid of No Series Presentation

Strong But Creepy

Ow! Cry Fowl!

What's With Marcy's Arm?

Even if you're not well-mannered, you can make a habit of being civil.

Something's up with this floor show...

Accept no imitations... Insist on Tiny Tim!

A Reminder: My Birthday is in April.

I could watch this ALL day!

You sure sound like Australia to Ow!

He-Man Goes to Bollywood

Seems like they should have been able to squeeze Beast-Man in there somehow. Oh well.

Does Not Compute!

Toby's Toybox

Work it Out!

POGS!!!

Live from Ed Gein's Ski Chalet... The Animals!

What the hell was up with the set designer on Hullabaloo?

When it's Time to Change... Change Strange.

A Loaded Gum.

What? You didn't know about Freshen-Up gum? Well, here is an instructional video all about it.

Forget the Drumstick... Get the drumbeats!

Lo-Fi Sci-Fi

Whosawhutsah?

Brrrr!!!

Weng's Day is For Kickin' Ass!

Oy! My Sweet Eyes!

Is the "one" a rainbow wig?

Watch Out! They're Multiplying!

Ciao Aliens!

"Shocking Dark" in Italian is "Aliennators."

Pardon?

This One Bites!

John Old Jr? What a strange name.

Monsters Are Here to Stay

TV isn't that bad...

Unless it is this.

What kind of ninja name is "Gordon?"

RoboCop and Sons

Gary will be with you... Always!

You've Come A Long Way Baby!

Two! Two Nightmares in One!

I wonder where it is going to be hot?

Thanks Arthur.

Mercy!

Ducky. Ducky. Ducky. Cancelled.

Coming This Fall in an Alternate Universe...

I 'll never be able to listen to this song without thinking of this...

They Sure Are.

You're All Winners!

Oh Shirt!

I feel kind of odd liking this.

What a Bunch of Dummies!

What Time is it?

I just finished watching this "film" which seems like it was written by a twelve year old. I really wanted to show a scene where the main Australian actor and Carrie Fisher walk around in metal sports bras, but all I could find was the trailer.

Robot Dog and Associates

No Smoking? Sorry, but there is always smoke where there is fire, and these guys are on fire!

I want to see these guys in a sitcom... that takes place on the moon!