V-8? More like Vic-20.

Mother of The Year!

Smoochie Ouchie

Let's Hear it For The Band.

Hey Kitty, Extend That Bridge!

Star Wars Uncut - Scene 346 from Chris Nelson on Vimeo.

Hey Kitty, Extend That Bridge!

Star Wars Uncut - Scene 346 from Chris Nelson on Vimeo.

Say It, Don't Spray It!

Real Classy George.

Former presidents Clinton and Bush met with survivors in Haiti on Monday. Frankly, I had almost forgotten what a class act W was until about fifty seconds into this clip.

Hey! Look at this!

A Comment About Comments

So it appears that we've been getting our fair share of comment-based spam on some of the older posts. Nothing too awful, but from now on we'll be moderating the comments as people post them. I apologize for the hassle, you'll have to spread the word about penis-enlargement in Chinese some other way.

By the way, while we're here, look at this!

Dyn-O-Mite!

This is pretty much what is going on in my head most of the time.

It's a fine day...

... For using some tissue with a demon baby in a nest. Yes, really!

Tell me all about Kool-Aid, in song form, please.

How am I going to mail my letters now?

Er... I mean, "Wie soll ich meine Briefe jetzt Mail?"

Pancakes Anyone?

I Don't Feel so Good, My Spider-Sense is Tingling!

Japanese Spider-Man is one of those things that changes you from the moment you first see it. You will never be the same again. Enjoy!



By the way, I really dig the "special" effects around 1:45, and is that a telephone around 5:35? Damn it Japanese Spider-Man, I love you!

This is the weirdest Arby's I've ever been to.

Usually I find the odd highlight of the clip to base the smart ass title on, but with this one, there were way too many weird moments. Enjoy!

Play 'Em Off Again, Keyboard Cat.

Remember that film about Howie Mandel being raised by wolves?

I was trying to find footage online from the horrid Howie Mandel flick "Walk Like a Man", but have come up empty-handed. Until I can remedy this situation, please enjoy this...

I've been sick for the last few days. It kind of feels like this.

I'll miss this tomorrow

J-E-L-L-OH NO!

Please list numerous problems and why not rap it?

Ook ook! My sweet eyes!

So Kaiju Think You Can Dance?

Hollywood, Re-Roll This!

Dear Hollywood,

I've noticed that you've been "rebooting", "reimagining", and "reworking" a lot of movies and tv shows lately. I agree that coming up with original ideas must be very hard, so this recycling of old concepts seems like the way to go, especially if you don't want to work that hard. Knowing this, I want to lend a hand and suggest a few films that you could remake, and that won't make millions of people upset because you took a dump over their favorite movie, tv show, boardgame, breakfast cereal, amusement park ride, video game, line of action figures, etc.

For starters, please consider the southern revenge drama, which was made in Canada, Rolling Vengeance. What? You've never heard of it. We'll here is all you need to know...



Not sold yet? Well check this out...



Hollywood, I think the words you're looking for are "Thank You." You're very welcome.

Hey Mike, show us your llama!

By the way, how hard is it to figure out the sex of a llama?

You had me at "Corey Haim."

Morita!

Ahoy! Thar he sings!

Waiter, I think there is something wrong with my Liberace.

The only entertainment I provide for you is music.

That's some toilet!

The Natural Progression of Things

Houdini



Whodini



Shoedini

It's all worth it around 1:41