Unfortunately, this Thor has already lost the battle against his greatest foe: the temptation to use anabolic steroids."Honey, come here a second. Look out the window. Look. There across the field. Ain't that Bob Phoenix's kid?""Hmmm. Why, yes, I believe you may be right.""What in the world is he wearing?""Looks like purple pantyhose.""Yup, looks like purple pantyhose, alright. And he's got a metal salad bowl on his head.""Yes, by the looks of it, he's got a metal salad bowl on his head, alright. Think you ought to call the Sheriff?""Well, hmmm. Yes, I think you might be right. Think I ought to call the sheriff. The fellas at the VFW are gonna get a kick out of this."
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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