Who Can It Be Ow!?

Hell's Kittens

Cancelled

If you stink at lip syncing, add a mustache.

9021-OW! - or - I've Got Your "Power Portal" Right Here.

I was awoken this morning, after four hours of sleep, by a kid ringing my doorbell and banging on my front door and windows. Apparently, he was looking for someone named "Flo." I told him to go to school, and may have called him "dummy", I was pretty groggy. Either way, he could kiss my grits.

Anyway, now fully awake, I came across this awfulness on TV, at an hour I'm usually unconscious.

Bless you.

Ob-sti-cles.

Want to hear Tom Jones butcher Johnny Nash's classic?

Erin Go Ow!

Shower Caps... Er, I mean... The Terrornauts!

If you seize any formula this year, make it this one.

Super Zeroes

So, that is what a "money-maker" is.

Sorry ladies, I think that's a wedding ring.

Further Proof That The Reptoids Exist.

Whew! It was only a dream...

Or was it!



I just have a few questions about this, now that I discovered that I didn't just dream this.

1. When did this dude sleep?

2. Why didn't he talk about fighting monsters during his lifeguard day gig?

3. Why didn't Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. ever show up at the beach?

Q. Do you know what I'll miss most about Davy Jones?

A. The odd way he played the tambourine.

Stacey!

Thank you Cinerama Releasing!

Have you seen this yet?

You haven't lived until you heard the Brady kids sing "Live and Let Die."

Organ Abuse

There are a couple things I like about this: 1. How unenthusiastic the crowd is, and 2. The "special effects" around the one minute mark.

Point / Counterpoint

Point...

Werner Herzog on Chickens from Tom Streithorst on Vimeo.

Counterpoint...

Let's Remember The Music...

Too Soon?

252 Eric Presley Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Kung Fu, Anyone?

Psst, You MIght Want to Wake Up.

This is my #1 fear about camping.

Who displays cans of Coke that way?

Up yours Citizen Kane, there is a new ultimate masterpiece of cinema.

If you see one movie about a hockey-playing and skateboarding chimp, starring that dude from Home Improvement and all those infomercials, make sure it is this one.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lynda Carter and The Kiss Dancers

Time to take out the garbage.

This Will Haunt Me Always

You Will Believe a Man Can Love a Sword

Merry Buckmas

If you're not tired of Christmas music by now, you should be, so here's Buck Owens.

Surf's Up, Santa.

Season's Greetings from LaBrie's Waterbed Warehouse

An Unfortunate Series of Events

Welcome to The Future

Happy Hannukah Everyone

Scarves are GO!

I'm in the mood for a holiday story.

The Following is Based on True Events.

Take it Easy!

Crunchy Hamburger?

Dog Disco

Have you not been creeped out all day? Well, here you go.

If you watch one film of a monkey listening to a Walkman this year, make it this one.

There is Always Room For Heino.

This one is for the uncomfortable ladies...

What Fresh Hell is This?

Stumbling around, I just found this...

Do Fries Come With The End of The World?

Life Partners in Stereo