The Last Season of Roseanne Was Really Strange

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me...

I'd still be broke.

Someone Ring The Dinner Bell...

This Guy Has ALL The Moves.

This guy might have the best singing in shower scenes since Reh Dogg.

Today's Forecast: Fear?

What do you think is on the floor? Please comment away!

Happy Mothers' Day... Treat Her Right.

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the anthem of Mothers' Day.

Stroll Abner Stroll!

I watched The Reluctant Astronaut with Don Knotts today, which reminded me of this sequence from The Love God, or as I like to think of it, where I see myself in five years.

TGIF!

Ow! Baby Ow!

Lauren, be careful what you ask for.

After Ojai, it's off to Skull Island!

If someone asks you to go on a vacation to a place called "Skull Island" don't go. Nothing ever good happens on a place called "Skull Island." Well, except for this.



At first, I thought the trailer was the extent of Skull Island, but there is an actual film. Here is an exciting clip.

Ojai, It's Gary Spivey!

Be there or be square.

"Honey, do we have any AA batteries? What? They're in the cat?"

I used to work for an agency that did work for Omron in the U.S., where they put out medical equipment. In Japan, apparently they produce robot cats.

Hey kids, do you want a crappy toy?

Here it is!



Now stop crying!

What are these clowns doing at the pizza party.

Feel The Burn...

In Your Pants!

Ow! of This World!

RO-DE-OW!

Actions do Speak Louder Than Words.

Oh, Hell... Oh!

That Chick is Super!

The strange bit of fighting at the end is particularly nice.

The Acid is Kickin' in... Italian!

Remember when you couldn't watch a Doris Day movie without them finding some reason for her to sing that song. From camp comedy with Sir Paul Lynde, The Glass Bottom Boat to Hitchcock's suspense thriller The Man Who Knew Too Much, she was always singing "Que Sera Sera." Anyway, here is an Italian singing a disco version of it... in hyperspace!

Let's see more of the twisting chimp!

Is that a bat'leth in your pocket?

Don't get all Brent Huffy

Franco Gaudenzi presents possibly the most action-packed romantic movie of all time! Thank you Franco Gaudenzi!



Seriously, what is up with that music?

What the heck is going on upstairs?

I'm a little lat eon the posting today, so please enjoy this bit of funkiness with my apologies. Not so much for the tardiness, but for the funkiness.

Germans Prefer Their Primates Xtreme!

Ugh! Monday again?! Ow! better have a clip with a chimpanzee in it.



The missing "E" in "Extreme" is for "Eek-eek!"

Finally, Religion Makes Sense to Me!

The Bible makes so much more sense coming from bad ventriloquists.

Drum and Drummer

If you do one thing today, please keep watching this clip until the end.

Speghetti Night Fever

It Ain't Nothing Without The Stuffing!

This is one of those movies that when you're watching it you can't think it can't get more oddball and lousy, but then it does.

He's the Hero and You're the Zero

Love that abrupt ending.

Let The Fur Fly

Indubitably?

This commercial just makes me want there to be a Jimmy Durante cereal... Ha-cha-cha!

Dude, You Don't Have to Kick in Every Window!

You know, she's right, there is no How to be a Mayor's Daughter 101.

Those Magnificent Shriners In Their Driving Machines

I can't decide which I like better, the Shriner's in their tiny cars or the way the cameraman says, "Smile, you're on You Tube."

Je pense que vous avez besoin pour vous moucher.

Two Words "Metallic Jumpsuits"

Leoncie Has More Jams Than Smuckers®

You're right, he has absolutely nothing going on in his brain!

My birthday is coming up in late April. I want a Pulsar action figure. That is all.

Sooooooooouuuuuuuullllll Cllllooowwwwwnnnnnn!

How did my search of Soul Train dance line clips lead to this?



I have no clue how it happened, but how can I mention a Soul Train dance line and not show one? Let's fix that...

Twisted!

He's Cool. He's Bad. He's Trouble.

The next time I'm in a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in five years, I'm going to play this clip...

Ow! My Sweet Heaven!

This one just gets odder and odder as it moves along. Enjoy!

What is Black and White and Rides a Bike All Over?

V-8? More like Vic-20.

Mother of The Year!

Smoochie Ouchie

Let's Hear it For The Band.

Hey Kitty, Extend That Bridge!

Star Wars Uncut - Scene 346 from Chris Nelson on Vimeo.