We get it Ow! most every night.

Nice craftsmanship on that ninja figurine!

Roaring! Walking! Destroying!

San Diego Chicken. San Diego... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

At dinner Saturday night, I saw a promotion featuring the San Diego Chicken on a bottle of hot sauce. I hadn't thought about the Chicken in years, and didn't realize he was still a strong enough pop culture icon to base a promotional campaign on. To my wife's anguish, I couldn't stop talking about the San Diego Chicken for an hour or so.

Anyway, the following clip contains the San Diego Chicken and the music of MC Hammer.

Sing me a song.

Oh, and if you can make it kind of creepy. That will be good.

It's a tough room on Bollywood Friday

Ow! Let's Get Down!

Try playing this and the previous clip of the dancing kids together.

Ow! Dance party!

I recommend turning down the volume, playing your own favorite tune and really watching how strange the kids dancing is.

Ninja Tuesday School of Making Films

Lesson Number One: Do any crazy thing you want and film it!

Monster Monday Dance Party

This one has some great... uh... typography.

This one has a guy in a bear suit and so very much more!

This dance contest has gotten way out of hand.

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Ow! mit Heino!

When ninja smoke gets in your eyes.

What a bunch of freaks here on Monster Monday.

We'll be right back after this message...

Ow! I love the way you move!

Get your booty on the dance floor!



Thanks to Mr. Davidson for pointing this clip out to us.

What are all you looking at on Bollywood Friday?

Those are some unfortunate shorts.

There's someone on the wing!

Ninja Tuesday is lousy with ninjas!

Who is more terrifying? Trog or Joan?

I had totally forgotten about this film until I saw a post about it on Pizzateen. The nightmares haven't stopped since.

Lo-Fi Sci-Fi

Shelley Winters and Satan Forever!

Holy Seizure-Inducing Flashing!

Does anyone have a tamborine?

Well, that seems pretty fair Mark.

How did my home movies get on here?

You know Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other ninjas, here in the trailer park.

Special O!MSE! talking point: Do you think these guys had something going on a while back? It might be just me, but there seems to be some unresolved feelings at play here. What do you think?

What the Monster Monday?

Special O!MSE! Factoid: In America, this show was known as "Maude."

If you thought that last video was disturbing...

... You haven't seen this.



Does anyone else feel a little dead inside?

Oh Japan, you're so crazy!

Can't we just get along on Bollywood Friday?

Ladies! Ladies! There is enough Ow! My Sweet Eyes! for everyone!

Hippy Hop

Watch Out!

In the Philippines watch out for the bowl cut.

Why didn't anyone tell me that there was a second version of this?



What? You missed the first one? Well let's fix that.

If it's Tuesday, you'll find ninjas on O!MSE!

Apparently the human body is comprised almost completely of paper mache. Who knew? Thank you ninjas.

If we don't remember Monster Monday, we are doomed to repeat it.

Maybe I should post something about Easter...

or maybe just this:

Who Needs A Movie

Ow! My Sweet Alien Eyes!

A little T&A

Tarzan, are you tripping?

You can tell us. It's Bollywood Friday!

Yes, this is in color Robert.

Livin' the Dream!

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Er... wait... Throwing Star! Throwing Star!

Scariest Monster Movie... EVER!

Ugh! Not Boogaloo Shrimp again. We just had Boogaloo Shrimp.

Sorry kids, but Boogaloo Shrimp is good for you.