Who Can It Be Ow!?

Hell's Kittens

Cancelled

If you stink at lip syncing, add a mustache.

9021-OW! - or - I've Got Your "Power Portal" Right Here.

I was awoken this morning, after four hours of sleep, by a kid ringing my doorbell and banging on my front door and windows. Apparently, he was looking for someone named "Flo." I told him to go to school, and may have called him "dummy", I was pretty groggy. Either way, he could kiss my grits.

Anyway, now fully awake, I came across this awfulness on TV, at an hour I'm usually unconscious.

Bless you.

Ob-sti-cles.

Want to hear Tom Jones butcher Johnny Nash's classic?

Erin Go Ow!

Shower Caps... Er, I mean... The Terrornauts!

If you seize any formula this year, make it this one.

Super Zeroes

So, that is what a "money-maker" is.

Sorry ladies, I think that's a wedding ring.

Further Proof That The Reptoids Exist.

Whew! It was only a dream...

Or was it!



I just have a few questions about this, now that I discovered that I didn't just dream this.

1. When did this dude sleep?

2. Why didn't he talk about fighting monsters during his lifeguard day gig?

3. Why didn't Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. ever show up at the beach?

Q. Do you know what I'll miss most about Davy Jones?

A. The odd way he played the tambourine.