Adios 2009!

A time like this deserves a countdown... a final countdown.

Hey Madame, I think I have to tell you something about Rock Hudson.

Cat Plus Water I

Where did you get your pants? Pants Place Plus?

I'll never eat Jello again without thinking of Nazis.

Ow! There's another one under the tree!

I Love Christmas!

Twas the Night Before Black Christmas!

Telly Christmas Everyone!

BONUS! STOCKING STUFFER!

I don't know about you, but I don't know about that "Master Eye" of Santa's.

Ow! It's almost "Life Day!"

Looks like Han smuggled in a ton of Snuggies. Wookies love Snuggies.

Merry Christmas Dudes!

my gift to you

Only Five More Shopping Days Until Christmas...

Ashern? I hardly knew her.

He is The Reason For The Season

Yes, Michael McDonald.

Finally, YouTube recommends something other than Designing Women clips.

Keep yer shirt on!

An Open Letter to Mr. Danzig

Whatever happened to a nice bathrobe?

You know, kids do say the funniest things.

I really need to get out of the house more.

Happy Hanukkah Everyone!

Wack and Roll Santa

What's that kid doing with Hugh Hefner's bed?

What a Bone Head!

It's the Law... John Philip Law!

There are some great lines in here... I think I'll add them to my resumé.

This happens every time I eat cheese.

Now, that's what I call a "Hot Lunch."

I doubt if you believe in magic

Which one is Isaac Hayes?

Yor Welcome!

No One Can Hear You Speak Italian in Space!

We can't get enough of LaBrie!

Je suis un Rockstar

A Street Car Named "Danciing Squid"

Gnome Alone

Recently, we watched the odd, forgotten Disney film, The Gnome Mobile. Since then, I've been hunting for a clip or two that showcases some of the high weirdness in this film. What follows is a strange, edited version of the film with a really odd choice for a soundtrack.



Damn kids and their fancy, schmancy video-editing software. Anyway, as a bonus, here is a TV spot for the same film.

What I'm thankful for...

YouTube recommended this for me...

Thank you YouTube.

Oh, and on a related note, here she is in action.

Let's Dance!

When will this thing end?

I'll Destroy The Moon.

The invasion has begun!

Those robot spiders will get you every time.

this guy reminds me of somebody

Let's Dance With Dick

I left my waterbed in El Camino.

Oogle-loogle!

This one is about parachutes.

Now that's an entrance!

How do you say "banjo" in German?

I think the hallucinations might be a bigger problem

Aaaaaaaaw Freak Out!

Wall of Pug Sound

What's your sign, ninja?

Loosing Face (Six Million Dollars Worth)

This one's for the Single Girls

Long, long ago on Today...

Ow! My Sweet Brain!

If I had a nickel for ever time this happened to me...

Is it just me or does "deep slide muffin" sound a bit dirty.

Hello, I'm Octoman!

Today is a good day to die after a trip to McDonalds.

Happy Halloween! I love that Funky Stuff!

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good

Yeah Ook, basta!

Rock it, Herve!

Hairy Tale

If you ever see this guy on the street, RUN!

Too Soon?

What about Planet Hollywood?

Hello, I'm the Egyptian Lover and I'm a Freak-a-holic

Bot-mon

For The Dogs

Dig that disco beat and short shorts!

What is going on in the apartment upstairs?

Jenkees! Halloween is almost here!

Chika Chika Cha!

That dick just cut me off!

I'm hungry...

... for this thing to be over.

Corny...

this might beat the squirt gun commerical

Who wears short shorts?

I'll Kill Those Bananas

R.I.P. Captain Lou

Who's that guy dressed up like a bat?

It says "Bat Man" on his chest, but that seems way too obvious.

Ow! La La!

If you see at least one bagpipe video this year, see this one!

This guy really wants to go to that cheap motel, and he wants you to take him.

By the way, why was Wolfman Jack famous?

It's all in a day's work for The Tickler!

Those bad guys are rad!

What is this guy talking about.

George has been in the blow again.

A&W Foo

Is scatman crothers on the packaging

No, save the robot at twice!

Halloween is coming!

I 'm a German officer wearing Charles Nelson Reily's glasses.

That Ashtray Sucks!

Shoe betcha!

Mmmm-MEAT!

Thank you Mr. Chambers!

Thanks Lurch for Turning Us On!

Work it out!

Fuel Crisis

Who sits in a rocking chair and doesn't rock?

I love refrigerators, too!

They DO look great!

Action! Action! Action?

Frosty!

Get in The Line!

I think I'm being put on.

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Ow! We Can!

Happy to See You.

Treat Her Right

Robot Sausages

Lost in Translation

Get Healthy While You're Doin' It

And to Mr. Moore

with his comments on my last 2 video posting

Hand It to You

What do you have to say for yourself

Hey Ladies!

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

HELP! Somebody call a Doctor...

... on second thought

Dear Santa...

The Phantom Menace

Didn't I last see you sitting down in the shower?

Hey keep it down in there!

Let's Rock!

Old School

I so want that avocado green rotary phone!

Mr. Humphries, are you annoying my pussy?

Now, try it with a bit more pizzaz!

Ow! My Head Hurts in French!

Fire Department? Yes, I have a cat woman stuck in a tree.

Don't worry, the emerald hierarchy has it covered folks.

You big dummies!

Would you care for some balloons?

Sun, I'm going to bust a cap in your... Do you even have an ass?

Thanks for getting my shell, Spidey!

Dance Honey, Dance!

Who sits down in the shower?

Get down with your bad self.

Ow! What? A Wonderful World?

Meanwhile...

She's the life of the party!

Monkeys Suits

Beyond The Valley of The Dolls

Back that camera up...

So we can see him dance.



P.S. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Damn it Susie!

I've got the shakes bad man

I think we should just be friends.

He wants to do what to what?

Hey, it's intermission time...

What do you mean by "Most Unusual Medical Experiments?"

Ham in Glove

I heard these gods open for Anubis... They rawk.

These aren't the grooves you were looking for.

Eleganza!

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (Dance Mix)

"K.I.T.T. Keep Your Scanners Peeled."

Ow! My Sweet Scanners! Why won't it stop?

Would you look at those big wieners!

Ow! Let's Rock!

Are you as freaked out as I am?

For all of you who wonder what the heck that was, check this out and be more freaked out...

If you're a robot in a sport coat, you should stay a robot in a sport coat!

To catch a Predator...

Ooh la la! Les Albino de Chant!

Where is his bindle?

Wasn't there a guy on Growing Pains called "Boner?"

Aw yeah! My sweet eyes!

Ah... Danza!

I found out what has been upsetting my stomach...

I'll pass on the pizza.

Internuts

Around 1:31 you'll thank us.

A sad smile?

Say What, dummy

Wonder Woman Howee!

Dancing Queen Square Pants

Cool and hot at the same time?

That seems impossible. Tell us more George.

Where's our Corey?

I think I saw this guy at Comic Con

LSD or OMSE?

Let go...

of your life.

Dance for me!

Fabuleux!

These are not the droids you're looking for

Oh Japan, you so crazy!

Awkward

The most important Ninja move

The flavor is... Blood!

Life Lesson # 12: The Bear Always Wins.

I discovered this video via The Destroyer's website. The photo sections are pretty cool.

Who ate all the bacon?

And now, this...

Taste the rainbow

How did my American Idol audition tape get online?

Is Dave there man?

"Leisure Spas"

Sparklers!

Perfect Strangers the International Language

God Damn People

Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em (in The Country)

Help! My Butt is Uncovered!

What today's all about

Happy Birthday America!

Chemical Suicide

RIP Karl Malden

Help a robotic brother out

The Pumaman, The Pumaman, The Pumaman...

Senior T

Yes, you are FUNKY.

I have a feeling a ninja will be here soon.

Get Your Freak-Out On

This Summer's Hottest Jam

Q: Did we really need this?

A: Yes.

Annie, Are You Okay?

Time to get schooled!

I don't know karate, but this is crazy.

I've never been to New York

You might be lost if you haven't seen the first twelve.

If You're Waiting for Something Else to Happen...

It Doesn't. Enjoy!

Bollywood killed the radio star!

Man Vs. Himself

Mary, Mary, why are you buggin'?

That's Mr. Microphone to you.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Ladies and gentlemen, I just won that bar bet!

Don't screw with Ronald.

This one is just for you!

A Golden Opportunity