Man, what a year it has been!

Enter the Ninja (Tuesday)

Get Crabs on Monster Monday

Everything is better in German!

Andy, have you seen my furry?

Ow! My sweet hat!

I Love Christmas!

Santa Needs Love too

Take all your gifts back... I got what I wanted.

a reason against the season

I am so there! 1982? Oh, never mind.

Sorry, I couldn't find a Christmas ninja clip.

It's beginning to look like Christmas Monster Monday...

Now, a little culture, pussy.

This is exactly why you shouldn't be friends with Tarkan.

Reoccurring themes on Bollwood Friday

And now a word from our sponsor...

junk in his trunk

That is some sword you got there!

VAMPIRE!

My spirit guide pities the fool.

ow, really ow

falling down

How did they film my dreams?

Lady, you're something else.

Where is Duffy Lucus today?

This is how it all goes down...

Let's get high on Ninja Tuesday!

Werewolf are you going in my dunebuggy?

Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, junior.

Ow la la!

Welcome to our ool on Bollywood Friday.

Paint yourself ticked off!

Next stop, Land of a thousand stereotypes.

Get Tough on Ninja Tuesday

Get down with your bad self on Monster Monday!

Get Jesus-y with it!

The Renewed Mind is the Key from Lehrthing on Vimeo.

No shit Sherlock!

Ladies please! Behave yourselves.

Yo dawg, check yourself!

What a shock.

Let's go to ninja class...

Boy, that wasn't what I expected.

How now brown cow?

Funky?

Let's get wasted!

Caught in the act on Bollywood Friday.

What are they sell

because I'm not buying

Meet the newest member of the Ow! news team.

How about a little Star Trek?

¿Qué?

You'll loose your head on Monster Monday

Giving hobos everywhere a bad name.

Yeah, but can he sing or dance?

The next four years are going to be something else!

More than meets Ow! My Sweet Eyes!

And Optimus Prime rolls in his grave.

The weather outside is frightful...

Is it still streaking if you're wearing gloves?

Ninja, you crazy!

Not Safe For Anywhere

Get ready to have your mind blown.

Hip hip hop and you don't Spock!

Do you want attitude with that?

Why do you have to be so difficult on Bollywood Friday?

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EW WAVE

How about this... Sing me a song about what you DON'T have.

Don't mind me, I'm just Ninja Terminating.

Did you hear that? It sounds like folk music.

What are you laughing at?

Un-sooter-ble

Trick or Treat!

Mobile phones are dangerous!

Oh, and so is Tony Curtis!

What a little pisser!

Off-sync Ninjaness

Ow! It's Halloween time again!

Would you get off the phone?

Would you like onion rings with that fake robbery?

Watch were you throw that.

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QUINCY!

Hey you kids get out of my yard!

Ow! How'd that ninja star get in my head?

Some Hot Funk

In honor of National Hot Funk Day

R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore

Beeetch, you are for real











and his greatest movie

What do you want on your Rhinestone?

Drinkenstein.

Why?

Hop to it!

T.G.I.B.F!

Stingray

Special Thanks to Mr. Bell for pointing me to this bit of cinematic gold!

BMXcellent

OW YEAH!

Blink! Damn you ninja! Blink!

The attention to detail is amazing!

Is it just me or is "Bill's Sticky Fingers" an odd name for a restaurant?

Eat your heart out Mr. Osbourne.

What 's up with those two?

Love Love Love - We Are In Love
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Oh no! Acid flashback!

Pizza Pop'n and Lock'n

You know you're a bad ass ninja...

When you wear a gold outfit and fight with big rings.

A Monster-Sized Pile of Crazy

Just when you think you see the weirdest part of this, something twice as odd happens. Enjoy!

Oompa Loompas Going Down?

Pick It Up, Jesus! Pick It Up! Pick It Up!

Watch what your doing with those things...

...on Bollywood Friday.

Ahem...

Bearly Legal

Ninja Home Shopping

The Bible is back, and this time... It's personal!

That Robot Commando is Million-Dollar Crazy Y'all!

Bedazzling!

Are you Bollywood Friday, or are you just happy to see me?

It's got a beat and robots can dance to it.

What has to happen to get my clothes clean?

Is Your Ninja Thundering?

Hammered on Monster Monday

Never talk about your career with your parents.

My Circuits are Failing!

No... I said "Raise The Roof!"

Cousin Larry, Don't be... Uh... Line!

You got you ass kicked by a guy named "Leslie" sucka'!

Ninja Insanity

Worwolfs?

Sour Pusses

Evolution Revolution is Not a Theory...

IT'S A FACT!

You'll come for the lyrics... You'll stay for the scarfwork.

It's Roye'l's World... We're Just Living In It.

Get Down With Your Bad Self

Watch This Man... on Ninja Tuesday!

Achtung Frankenstein!

Kickin' It!

The O!M.S.E! Mainframe.

Something is odd about how she winks.

With Success Comes Class

Keep an eye out for the gift-wrapped asparagus.

Does that robot have a nose?

You Have to Be Tough on Ninja Tuesday

Disco Sucks!

While we're on the subject...

The Mercury is Rising

This is one of those things that just gets more and more nuts with each and every scene.

Kickin' It Out Casio-Style

Say My Name on Bollywood Friday

In The Ghetto

Don't Call Me Shirley...

My Ninjitsu Goes Up to Eleven.

Monster Monday (Fosse Style)

Number Two

Let's Rock!

Shake you eyebrows like you mean in!

You Ol' Blue Fish-Eyed Weasel!

Spoiler Warning! Dark Knight Twist Ending!

Holy Bat-Mullet!

Is it hot in here or is it Ninja Tuesday?

Another Triumph for Alien!

Funk in The Junk

I've got an idea for that cigarette commercial...

Good thing he ran into a marching band... on Bollywood Friday!

Wig'n Out

Ow! My *@#?! Frat!

Let's Dance... Tab Dance!

You Will See The Skill of a True NInja...

Let's get freaky on Monster Monday!

rap it up

the greatest rap battle

Step into The 80s... Finally!

O.M.S.E. is best viewed with a Prime Computer!

Ow! My Sweet Everything!

Bollywood Friday is F'ing Strong!

HOORAY! CANNED FRUIT!

Canned Fruit is the BOMB!

Does he come with the coffee table?

The Last Ninja?

Not very likely...

Make Monster Love, Not Monster Warfare.

This is an awesome movie and available on Netflix. I highly recommend it.

Let's celebrate!

Kiss my van.

A hard day's curry

Vantastic!

Just another day for the O!M.S.E! team!

How about a little Chuck with your ninja?

Hack to The Left.

Here's one for all you funky drummers out there...

Mister, you're some lady.

Get out of my dreams and into my Jeep.

Who are you calling a "Super Chick?"

I pity the fool san.

Follow your heart guys. Follow your heart.

How could I forget the beast without a head?

How many times has this happened to you?

I might watch more Japaness cartoons if they were like this..

It's like someone filmed my dreams.

Or does the dollar have you?

Bruce Lee After School Special

Is there a ship's wheel in that dance scene?

Ol' Dirty Nosferatu

Iron Man II (spoiler)

Do your own thing.

What are you wearing on Bollywood Friday?

With my luck, these are the robots that take us all over in the future.

Ow! Her Sweet Eyes!

Ninja Jerk

What do you mean? Monsters have their place?

Holy copyright infringement!

Watch your step, playgirl!

Ka-rah-tay Kid

What today's all about

Who you callin' "chicken?"

What is up with that cat?

A clip from "Ninja Squad"

This film bites... Then kicks!

They call me Bruce, too.

Electric Guitarible

The Mario brothers never knew what hit them... on Bollywood Friday!

Let's get sloppy with Mr. Lee.

What's with the stand on the keytar?

The good guys still wear black...

Smooth move Brainiac

Where my dogs at?

What?

Dear Diary, I'm in love!

The footage of Jared Subway doesn't want you to see.

Nads

Odd, they don't mention the literature and poly sci credit hours...

Something seems oddly familiar about this...

Those new leg warmers rock!

Wait, those leg warmers ARE rocks!

Japan's top sit-com...

Kicking mustache!

This is exactly how Lauren Hutton got started in show business.

What lessons can we learn from this freak out?

I guess there isn't any other option but revenge.

Hip hop and you don't stop... GHOSTS!

Watch your mouth Mr. Simmons.

What are the chances of anything coming from Mars?

Wait, don't tell me. Sing it to me!

What are you looking at, TURKEYS!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your new god, Cat Man!

Beast Man has to ride the bus

A list of names you'd probably not associate with ninjas.

Dig Tony's crazy Egyptian accent!

Let's make believe...

This doesn't exist.



My favorite part? When she mouths out "Land of Make Believe."

Don't forget his most impressive super power...

Blowing my mind!

los simpono

A golday lomage?

And now, a very special message...

Thank you.

What are ninjas?

King of the Kongs! Rock out!

The fine art of puppetry

Ooh la la... Far out!

Who's that girl?

On Bollywood Friday.

I'm not sure what I posted because I'm blind now.

Oh jungle girl, you so crazy!

Ninja, you look fab-u-lous!

Mary Shelley's original concept for Frankenstein...

Get down!

Relax the Mike!

So many good moves.

America's Got Something!

Come on everyone, sing along!

Happy Birthday Bea!

This seems highly unlikely.

Sheesh! Kids these days.

Wait, is this the news?

Where exactly does the "fun" fit into this?

Ow! I wonder what the surprise on your birthday was? I'm thinking it has something to do with pickled onions.

Every scene is slightly odder than the last.

NSFRW

Not Safe For Robot Work

Here's Zotz in your eye!

Is that case covered in aluminum foil?

Gotta Love Yog

Bless You!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sorcery!

Super Danza?

Wait, are you Mr. Wonderful or not?

Gary, can you clear this up?

We get it Ow! most every night.

Nice craftsmanship on that ninja figurine!

Roaring! Walking! Destroying!

San Diego Chicken. San Diego... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

At dinner Saturday night, I saw a promotion featuring the San Diego Chicken on a bottle of hot sauce. I hadn't thought about the Chicken in years, and didn't realize he was still a strong enough pop culture icon to base a promotional campaign on. To my wife's anguish, I couldn't stop talking about the San Diego Chicken for an hour or so.

Anyway, the following clip contains the San Diego Chicken and the music of MC Hammer.

Sing me a song.

Oh, and if you can make it kind of creepy. That will be good.

It's a tough room on Bollywood Friday

Ow! Let's Get Down!

Try playing this and the previous clip of the dancing kids together.

Ow! Dance party!

I recommend turning down the volume, playing your own favorite tune and really watching how strange the kids dancing is.

Ninja Tuesday School of Making Films

Lesson Number One: Do any crazy thing you want and film it!

Monster Monday Dance Party

This one has some great... uh... typography.

This one has a guy in a bear suit and so very much more!

This dance contest has gotten way out of hand.

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Ow! mit Heino!

When ninja smoke gets in your eyes.

What a bunch of freaks here on Monster Monday.

We'll be right back after this message...

Ow! I love the way you move!

Get your booty on the dance floor!



Thanks to Mr. Davidson for pointing this clip out to us.