What time is it?

I prefer to shop here.

A word from our sponsors...

I think I peed a little.

For me, this is like looking into a mirror...

A funky, funky mirror, baby.

Remeber that scene with the boat in Willy Wonka?

Good lord! Who's driving!

Do they even have doughnuts in London?

Space Porno

Girls Dancing, .....Yuk!

What should we have for lunch?

I'm thinking pizza for some reason...

What should we have for lunch?

I'm thinking pizza for some reason...

My Queen

Has this happened to you?

I see your Indian Superman...

And raise you one Spanish-speaking Supersonic Man.

Ok Kenny Rogers.

and then I'll raise you and giant robot and japanese spiderman

Superdoot!

Continuing Trends: Creepiness

My favorite part: The kid actually bites dust.

Say What?

Ow! My Sweet Heart!

Kill one and a thousand takes its place...

This is how my Ninja Squad rolls!

Ninja Squad checklist:

1. Bright pink ninja costume... Check!

2. Kid's ninja headband that actually says "ninja" on it, and if possible, has a picture of one on it, too... Check!

3. Justice (beyond the law)... Check!

Is this Anton Lavey brother?

My mind is on meat, and meat is on my mind.

Note: I was once in an art show that had a meat theme and they got Moo and Oink to sponsor it, and by that, I mean they brought a lot of meat to the event. I remember the show was in a basement gallery and the owner of Moo and Oink didn't seem to be all that jazzed by the experience.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

In honor of the patron saint of Ireland, who drove the snakes from that fair isle and who invented roller skates, we are proud to present a holiday classic...



Oh, what the heck! Here's an awful clip from Leprechaun in The Hood as well...

My kind of workout

I'm starting to think TV in Japan is all monkeys programs and Hard Gay.



this would never go over here.

Work It

If you can explain this, let me know.

This is kind of what it's like in my head all the time.

The construction worker has his equipment and how!

Considering the nature of Hot Funk's last post, I thought I'd stick with the theme. I especially like the art director's comments. That guy has it all figured out.

Get yourself clean, have a good meal.

I always had my questions about skeletor, this proves my theory.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John Davidson!

One of my favorite shows ever is Quinn Martin's fantastic Streets of San Francisco. Why? There are several reasons like good writing, excellent guest stars, but most of all moments like this...

Isn't he on the darkside?

So crappy I scared my pants!

Just wait for it. It's worth it.

DIamond Bags

Ninjas love Garfield!

Hail Satan!

oh, wait...

Never fear, psychedelic Smith is here!

I don't know about you, but I could really go for a pair of lavender slacks.

Scientology, is that you?

You ya gonna call?

That's it!

I'm moving to Dogville!

Is it just me or did it get funkier in here?

You may have noticed that there is a new, funky poster here on O.M.S.E. by the handle of Hot Funk. He will be joining me in handing out the strange video finds. We've been sharing these kinds of videos with each other for quite some time, and part of the reason I started this blog was to extend this experience to a larger audience. I'm sure that with Hot Funk's additions, this blog just got 412%, no, 675% more awesomer!

Oh, and by the way Hot Funk, this one's for you...

Speaking of Bollywood

Nothing taste as good as sawdust pizza and yoda.

Have I posted a strange Bollywood clip yet?

No? Well, here you go...

Pickles!

I have been a reader of a blog called "The Sneeze" (www.thesneeze.com) for a couple years now. Mostly for stories like the following, which the events here have been recreated.

Ow! My Sweet Ears, too!

Coo-coo! Coo-coo!

My hot dog has a first name...

It's LSD!

It probably has something to do with chicken pot pie.

And the Oscar goes to...

Such emotion, honesty and pathos...

I am not confortable with this line of questioning.

Late night sure hasn't been the same since Steve Allen left the Tonight Show...

Aren't you a pretty boy?

Here is a clip from "The Impossible Kid" (the squel to "For Your Height Only") featuring my favorite action star, Weng Weng.