OW! MY SWEET EYES!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lynda Carter and The Kiss Dancers

2012-01-30T11:43:00.001-06:00

Time to take out the garbage.

2011-12-28T23:31:00.000-06:00

This Will Haunt Me Always

2011-12-27T23:51:00.002-06:00

You Will Believe a Man Can Love a Sword

2011-12-26T23:44:00.003-06:00

Merry Buckmas

2011-12-25T23:42:00.001-06:00

If you're not tired of Christmas music by now, you should be, so here's Buck Owens.

Surf's Up, Santa.

2011-12-24T23:34:00.000-06:00

Season's Greetings from LaBrie's Waterbed Warehouse

2011-12-23T23:07:00.001-06:00

An Unfortunate Series of Events

2011-12-22T23:24:00.001-06:00

Welcome to The Future

2011-12-21T23:11:00.000-06:00

Happy Hannukah Everyone

2011-12-20T23:10:00.000-06:00

Scarves are GO!

2011-12-13T01:54:00.000-06:00

I'm in the mood for a holiday story.

2011-12-12T23:31:00.001-06:00

The Following is Based on True Events.

2011-12-11T20:58:00.000-06:00

Take it Easy!

2011-12-06T16:30:00.000-06:00

Crunchy Hamburger?

2011-12-04T00:23:00.000-06:00

Dog Disco

2011-12-02T23:49:00.001-06:00

Have you not been creeped out all day? Well, here you go.

2011-12-01T14:39:00.001-06:00

If you watch one film of a monkey listening to a Walkman this year, make it this one.

2011-11-30T02:05:00.000-06:00

There is Always Room For Heino.

2011-11-29T01:56:00.000-06:00

This one is for the uncomfortable ladies...

What Fresh Hell is This?

2011-11-28T14:08:00.000-06:00

Stumbling around, I just found this...

Do Fries Come With The End of The World?

2011-11-27T11:15:00.001-06:00

Life Partners in Stereo

2011-11-26T11:12:00.000-06:00

Wait, That Isn't a Woman Singing?

2011-11-22T12:47:00.000-06:00

Facebook's Company Song

2011-11-21T10:49:00.000-06:00

Speaking oaf Facebook...

Like a Mustache in The City

2011-11-20T10:46:00.004-06:00

I'm sorry it has been a while since I've shared something. Please enjoy Dennis Parker with my compliments.

Unfortunately, Robin Williams is not next. Sorry.

OW! MY SWEET UPDATE!

A French perspective...

I Love Queen More and More Every Single Day

2011-11-07T15:36:00.001-06:00

Don't Forget to Smile When You're Serving Cold Drinks.

2011-11-03T20:19:00.000-05:00

If you liked yesterday's jam, here is another instructional jam for you.

Cool Jams About Hot Beverages.

2011-11-02T20:17:00.000-05:00

This is the kind of change I can get behind.

2011-11-01T20:12:00.001-05:00

Oh The Farty Horror!

2011-10-29T01:31:00.001-05:00

From the "Darn Kids and Their Computing machines" Department

2011-10-28T23:20:00.005-05:00

My spider sense is tingling... No, wait, that's just gas.

Here's more quality work.

I'm wearing one right now.

2011-10-24T20:13:00.001-05:00

How Embarrassing for Everyone

2011-10-21T16:13:00.000-05:00

Har-har! Do you remember "Virtual Reality?"

Your Mom is Creeping Me Out.

2011-10-18T23:41:00.000-05:00

You should probably sit down for this...

2011-10-18T11:09:00.000-05:00

Yeah, I got that number for you. Actually I have about thirty of them.

2011-10-16T03:04:00.002-05:00

Give 'em The Finger

2011-10-14T02:29:00.000-05:00

I wonder how the kid who played the leather man is up to these days?

2011-10-12T09:36:00.001-05:00

The Ninja Playhouse presents Death of Ninja Salesman

2011-10-11T00:26:00.001-05:00

Yeah! I care about nutrition

2011-10-09T01:38:00.000-05:00

Great Balls of Comfort!

2011-10-08T23:28:00.000-05:00

In The Mood (For Bike Riding Monkeys)

2011-10-07T23:36:00.001-05:00

For all of you who think we here at O.M.S.E. only post perky things, here are some monkeys riding bikes...

Xtrema Awful

2011-10-04T09:55:00.001-05:00

We'll be right back after this...

2011-10-03T00:11:00.000-05:00

I hope you like Klingons.

2011-10-02T00:38:00.001-05:00

Gordon, ninja and balloon collector.

2011-10-02T00:17:00.000-05:00

Lord, are you ready to rock.

2011-10-01T00:54:00.001-05:00

For fun, replace "Jesus" with "Ernest Borgnine."

Tell it to the hand... in space.

2011-10-01T00:16:00.000-05:00

We'll be right back after this...

2011-09-30T00:10:00.002-05:00

Witness This!

2011-09-25T03:11:00.000-05:00

Baby Geniuses is a film about super-intelligent babies that still crap their pants.

2011-09-24T00:19:00.002-05:00

Hang in there...

2011-09-16T22:14:00.000-05:00

We'll be back after these messages...

2011-09-15T15:55:00.000-05:00

Oh Octoman, I love you!

2011-09-08T22:21:00.000-05:00

Trog! No Wire Hangers!

2011-09-07T22:19:00.000-05:00

Rock Out!

2011-09-06T21:59:00.000-05:00

And now from the O.M.S.E. Weather-Center, Spider-Man.

2011-08-28T22:17:00.001-05:00

Finally a film where everyone flings poo.

2011-08-25T10:37:00.000-05:00

Sorry about the break, here is some Hawk Jones for you.

2011-08-24T22:24:00.001-05:00

I hope there is spoon playing in this one.

2011-08-12T10:49:00.000-05:00

I'll have to check that video out.

2011-08-11T22:48:00.000-05:00

And the Oscar goes to...

2011-08-10T22:46:00.000-05:00

I'm loosing my head over ninjas.

2011-08-01T11:33:00.000-05:00

Yikes!

2011-07-24T01:03:00.000-05:00

Super-Annoy Me

2011-07-23T18:18:00.000-05:00

Uh oh, Lincoln has been in the liquor cabinet again.

2011-07-16T00:30:00.001-05:00

Just thought you should know...

2011-07-14T13:31:00.002-05:00

The Last Harry Potter Film Takes a Few Liberties.

2011-07-12T01:33:00.000-05:00

Holier Than Thou

2011-07-11T14:21:00.000-05:00

Aw! My Sweet Eyes!

2011-07-10T02:21:00.000-05:00

I Feel it Working...

2011-07-09T01:03:00.001-05:00

in my Pants.

She's Got ALL The Moves.

2011-07-08T00:11:00.002-05:00

Remember When Rome Ruled Most of The Western World?

2011-07-07T00:06:00.003-05:00

A For Effort... er... Affort?

2011-07-06T02:47:00.002-05:00

The singing and dancing is questionable, but you really have to admire the effort put into this production, especially the futuristic audience with sparklers.

Everyone Is Beautiful!

2011-07-05T01:13:00.000-05:00

On The Scene Like a Noodle Machine.

2011-06-27T17:41:00.000-05:00

Wait, Did He Say "Rape?"

2011-06-25T13:32:00.001-05:00

Remember How Ol' What's His Face Was All Over The Place?

2011-06-25T01:06:00.001-05:00

Pippi Wrongsowrongstockings

2011-06-24T01:46:00.000-05:00

Taking the dogs out for a ride.

2011-06-22T23:03:00.001-05:00

No Comment

2011-06-21T14:05:00.001-05:00

Not So Big Rig.

2011-06-19T00:00:00.000-05:00

I'm going to rasslin tonight.

2011-06-17T10:50:00.000-05:00

Hey Ken, can you fill in for the birthday boy?

2011-06-14T01:11:00.000-05:00

Hillbillies Love Toast.

2011-06-13T01:03:00.000-05:00

Transform Disfunction

2011-06-12T09:52:00.002-05:00

The Transformers seem to have hit middle age. Things don't seem to work as well as they used to.

Just Kickin' It.

2011-06-09T11:15:00.001-05:00

Wiener... Er, I mean Denver International Airport

2011-06-08T22:44:00.001-05:00

Ever wonder how to make pad thai?

2011-06-06T01:31:00.000-05:00

This Whole Thing is Crazy!

2011-06-05T02:37:00.001-05:00

Hang on to Your Lychee Nuts!

2011-06-04T04:31:00.002-05:00

Never Leave Your House!

2011-06-04T02:26:00.001-05:00

A Little Night Comfort For The People

2011-06-03T02:21:00.001-05:00

Watch out Apple.

2011-06-02T02:15:00.002-05:00

Wait a phone and a pad? Together? No? The phone is on the back?

Oh Nerds!

2011-05-27T15:51:00.001-05:00

Come to The Dark Side of The Trombone

2011-05-25T02:57:00.001-05:00

Blah Blahs?

2011-05-24T01:53:00.002-05:00

This commercial reminds me how many places in the seventies had wood paneling as a major theme in their decor.

Wee Wacists.

2011-05-23T05:15:00.002-05:00

Waiter, There Is Pink Lady Im My Noodles.

2011-05-22T02:49:00.001-05:00

That's Right, I Called You a "Hoodlum!"

2011-05-21T02:35:00.000-05:00